Have you ever been caught jerking it by your girl like Rupert did?

NES · Mar 3, 2008

Rupert has sort of.

MIMS · Mar 3, 2008

my labrador retriever walked in on me

RupertPupkin · Mar 3, 2008

Well, sort of actually means .... NES walked in on his girl stroking me ...

tkim11 · Mar 3, 2008

No, but my mom caught me when I was 14. GOD DAMN IT. It was so fucking embarassing!!!!!!!!!

NES · Mar 3, 2008

I almost got caught but I was able to hold the door shut and stuff my **** back in my pants at the same time, she still probably thinks I was doing drugs or something because my voice got all horse and shit because I was freaking out. My girlfriend(now wife) caught my best friend stroking his, that was funny.

beefdiesel · Mar 3, 2008

nope, never got caught by my mom or wife, lmao:smoker2:

TheBrainiac · Mar 3, 2008

caught by sister but we got it fixed , I gave her 100 $ and she brought her gf to our house to help me out

shdw01 · Mar 3, 2008

wtf? is NES ruper's girl?

NES · Mar 3, 2008

shdw01 said:
wtf? is NES ruper's girl?

No Rupert is my bitch.

shdw01 · Mar 3, 2008

fwiw, i would much rather get caught by my girl than a total stranger or family member

although I knew this one girl who dated my friend and she told all of us she caught him stroking it. What a horrible (at the time they were done going out) ex-girlfriend

Kornholio · Mar 3, 2008

She catches me often. I'm not trying to hide it. Sometimes I'll just tell her I'm going to beat if she's not feeling it. Sometimes I'll just start doing it right there beside her. Is this a big deal to some women?

TheBrainiac · Mar 3, 2008

not if you do it in her mouth

shdw01 · Mar 3, 2008

Kornholio said:
She catches me often. I'm not trying to hide it. Sometimes I'll just tell her I'm going to beat if she's not feeling it. Sometimes I'll just start doing it right there beside her. Is this a big deal to some women?

are you:

1) watching porn right next to her jerking it?
2) staring at the ceiling/closing your eyes just jerking it like it's how you sleep?
3) staring at her with a freaky look in your eyes stroking it and yelling obsceneties at her

Kornholio · Mar 3, 2008

shdw01 said:
are you:

1) watching porn right next to her jerking it?
2) staring at the ceiling/closing your eyes just jerking it like it's how you sleep?
3) staring at her with a freaky look in your eyes stroking it and yelling obsceneties at her

1. No, but she catches me doing that sometimes. She usually just ignores me. She calls it "using the computer"

2. No I do it while she's awake next to me. Coppin a feel n stuff, it is the best way to beat.

3. Yes but no obsceneties.

MIMS · Mar 3, 2008

Kornholio said:
She catches me often. I'm not trying to hide it. Sometimes I'll just tell her I'm going to beat if she's not feeling it. Sometimes I'll just start doing it right there beside her. Is this a big deal to some women?

Only if you sing Boyz II Men and cry when you splooge

shdw01 · Mar 3, 2008

Kornholio said:
1. No, but she catches me doing that sometimes. She usually just ignores me. She calls it "using the computer"

2. No I do it while she's awake next to me. Coppin a feel n stuff, it is the best way to beat.

3. Yes but no obsceneties.

Fucking awesome...i gotta try this...i'm afraid I'll get the wtf are you doing look and word might get out to others what a perv i am....lol

Kornholio · Mar 3, 2008

shdw01 said:
Fucking awesome...i gotta try this...i'm afraid I'll get the wtf are you doing look and word might get out to others what a perv i am....lol

I guess that depends on the woman. Mine doesn't mind in the least if she's not willing to give it up that particular night. I dig that a lot about her.

NES · Mar 3, 2008

Kornholio said:
I guess that depends on the woman. Mine doesn't mind in the least if she's not willing to give it up that particular night. I dig that a lot about her.

My girl gets pissed if I am "Gastando Leche", that means "wasting milk" in español. She doesnt speaky di English.